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Woman Seeks to Point Out That Angelina Jolie is Nothing Special, Really
(Muncie, IN) Tiffany Allen just wants to point out to everyone "Angelina Jolie's lips are physically too big for her face....I'm not lying." A fact she repeatedly stated during a recent viewing of the...
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Movie Extra Reveals Will Ferrell, "Down To Earth Guy"
(Chicago, IL) Chicago actor Doug Malone still reveals to anyone who will listen that working with comedian Will Ferrell on the film Stranger Than Fiction was a great experience due to the funnyman's...
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Trouble In Hollywood As Blades Of Glory Tanks In The Sudan
blank_page(Hollywood, CA) Super hot comedian Will Ferrell's box office dominance has hit a big melting iceberg. While his latest blockbuster Blades Of Glory has scorched the American and European...
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After Captain America's Death, Captain Chaos Fills Void
(Burbank, CA) Last week superhero and super American Captain America was gunned down in front of a courthouse. His death has left many to think that with only a hundred or so super heroes left in the...
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Guys, I've Got Some Great Ideas For Naked Gun 44 1/4
This is a letter sent to Jerry and David Zucker, the makers of Police Squad and The Naked Gun, The Naked Gun 2 1/2 and The Naked Gun 33 1/3...dated, January 1, 2001 Happy New Year Zucker clan! It's a...
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Another Celebrity Has Another Baby
"It's like a miracle. An absolute miracle!" Marcia Cross of ABC's Desperate Housewives gushed exclusively to The Lost News, People Magazine, Star and The National Enquirer about the birth of her twins....
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Local Reporter Shows Empty Ring Finger For The 200th Time
(Des Moines, IA) Last night the Republican candidates for President of the United States debated in New Hampshire. And in Des Moines, Iowa Megan Rigg, a reporter for WHO-TV Channel 13, showed her...
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When Fart Jokes Are No Longer Funny, It’s Time To Walk Away
Tommy Dempsy Comedy. It’s a wonderful but hard business that I’ve been blessed to work in for over 40 years. But as my mentor, Cy Goldman told me in 1965, “Tommy, when the fart jokes are no longer...
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O. J. Hires Hotshot Attorney Jackie Chiles
(Las Vegas, NV) O. J. Simpson has found himself in trouble again. Over the weekend Simpson allegedly broke into a room at the palatial Palace Station hotel and took some of his own sports memorabilia...
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Last 'Air Supply' Fan Calls It Quits
(Thousand Oaks, Ca) After months of deliberating, part-time economics teacher, Alice Cahill, the last known Air Supply fan, has decided to call it quits. "It's hard, but it's really for the best." said...
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